Vanity Leman

awww....

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 04:18:35 +0800

Boy: You know what?
Girl: What?
Boy: Next time i see you, don't wear that skirt again, it's too revealing
Girl: Why? I thought you loved that skirt
Boy: Next time, wear something that reaches to your ankles
Girl: Ok whatever
Boy: A dress that reaches to your ankles.. and wear long white gloves that reach to your elbows
Girl: What?
Boy: Trust me
Girl: What are you trying to do? Hide me from everyone?
Boy: Do up your hair as well real pretty
Girl: Are You listening to what i'm saying? You're so conservative, don't choke me like this... Are you kidding me?
Boy: I'm dead serious.
Girl: You know i don't like guys who boss me around
Boy: ... Wear a veil
Girl: ... what?
Boy: Wear this ring too
Girl: ....
Boy: Marry Me

(via bigwoohoo)

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 04:16:10 +0800

(via bigwoohoo)

jizz in my pants lyric

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 04:09:28 +0800

“Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hands, skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky and I’m on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors The whole night what we’ve got in store Whisper in my ear that you want some more And I jizz in my pants This really never happens you can take my word I won’t apologize That’s just absurd Mainly your fault for the way that you dance And now I jizz in my pants Don’t tell your friends or I’ll say you’re a slut Plus it’s your fault You were rubbing my butt I’m very sensitive Some would say that’s a plus Now I’ll go home and change I need a few things from the grocery Do things alone now mostly Left me heartbroken, not lookin’ for love Surprise in my eyes when I looked above The checkout counter and I saw her face My heart stood still so did time and space Never thought that I could feel real again But the look in her eyes said I need a friend She turned to me that’s when she said it Looked me dead in the face, asked cash or credit And I jizzed in my pants It’s perfectly normal Nothing wrong with me But we’re going to need a cleanup On aisle 3 And now I’m posed in an awkward stance Because I jizzed in my pants To be fair You were flirting a lot Plus the way you bag cans makes me Bothered and hot Please stop acting like you’re not impressed One more thing I’m gonna pay by check Last week, I saw a film As I recall it was a horror film Walked outside into the rain Checked my phone and saw you rang And I jizzed in my pants Speeding in the street, when the red lights flash Need to get away, need to make a dash A song comes on that reminds me of you And I jizz in my pants The next day My alarm goes off And I jizz in my pants Open my window and a breeze rolls in And I jizz in my pants When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I jizzed in my pants I just take a grape And I jizz in my pants I went to… Ok seriously you guys, can we… . ok? I jizz right in my pants Every time you’re next to me And when we’re holdin hands Its like havin sex with me You say I’m premature I just call it ecstasy I wear a rubber at all times Its a necessity Cuz I jizz in my pants (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants (x3)) Yes I jizz in my pants (I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants) ”

somehow i love this song…so catchy

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 04:04:55 +0800

somehow i love this song…so catchy

littleboyslittletoys: thelovelybones: &&

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 23:22:38 +0800

littleboyslittletoys:

thelovelybones:

&&

Flea market

Sat, 03 Oct 2009 14:44:45 +0800

Selling 2nd hand porcelain and others stuff @ chinatown garden bridge.
Lowest price for porcelain is S$2!

So what are you waiting for? Come to our booth on the bridge. There will be lantern lighting tonight =) Contact me at 9690030.

1314

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 21:59:08 +0800

went to open joint ac with dear dear @ OCBC and something miracle happened!!

the time we registered that is stated on the receipt is 13:14!! It means yi sheng yi shi…

tt means we will be tgt forever=) im sooo happy <3 <3

littleboyslittletoys: strawberryswisher: brennadaugherty: When...

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:45:25 +0800

littleboyslittletoys:

strawberryswisher:

brennadaugherty:

When I made this // originally posted it, we got 1,856 notes. Think we could try again, and possibly beat this number? It’s worth a shot.

(via livingfiction) IS MINE

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:36:59 +0800

(via livingfiction)

IS MINE

unbearable silence

Fri, 02 Oct 2009 02:23:00 +0800

totally sux to slp alone!!

sarah overnight at jarrel’s hse n dear dear is at out-of-reception area! GEEZ

n silence is deafening

sync

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:59:43 +0800

My tumblr is sync with twitter and my twitter is sync with my facebook.

So whenever i post somethg on tumblr, the post will automatic appear in both twitter and facebook..

Anyway, add mi ya?

tumblr: www.vanityleman.tumblr.com
twitter: www.twitter.com/vanityleman

Photo

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:46:53 +0800

me :)

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 23:40:02 +0800

me :)

maryalmighty: cos according to trigo, sin2 + cos2 = 1 i was...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 22:48:09 +0800

maryalmighty:

cos according to trigo, sin² + cos² = 1

i was amused by the “geek” post.

(via staree)

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 20:00:43 +0800

(via staree)

heather-rivers: When my heart hurts, only Ani will do. I think...

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:52:13 +0800

heather-rivers:

When my heart hurts, only Ani will do. I think I’m going to disappear with her for a while.

what is this all about???

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:29:56 +0800

"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing..."

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:28:36 +0800

““A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing” - George Bernard Shaw”

Indulge in the world of fantasy

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:17:39 +0800

World of <b>Vanity</b>

Poor bear. I wanna hug it!

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 18:07:00 +0800

Poor bear. I wanna hug it!